Showing posts with label cursing. Show all posts
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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Programmers have dirty mouths...

I've been poking around on Google Code Search a bit and have pulled a few funny queries.

Bitch – 15,400 results. "$bitch" pulls up 50 results.

Shit – 47,300 results. "$shit" pulls up 100 results.

Fuck – 36,400 results. "$fuck" pulls up 100 results.

Ass – 10,800,000 results. "$ass" pulls up 17,600 results.

i hate ff/firefox – 0 results

i hate ie – 20 results

i want to die – 50 results

i will kill you – 100 results

kill myself – 300 results

fuck yourself – 3,000 results

funny comments

  • ...I fucking hate you, you monopolizing piece of Netscape feces. */

  • /// @note we fucking hate itunes for taking over podcasts and inserting
    /// their own attributes.

  • /* I fucking hate dealing with strings in C. */

  • # I FUCKING HATE YOU WINDOWS AND YOUR FUCKING FILENAMES, GO TO HELL
    if "\\" in name: name = name.replace("\\", "/")

  • /* I FUCKING HATE NICKSERV!!!!!! */

  • # Fucking windows!

  • return NULL; /* STUPID FUCKING WINDOWS COMPILER WON'T SHUT UP */

  • // are you crazy? o_O, no fucking windows directory? o_O

  • /* Fucking windows ass-shit. */

  • * client/src/memcache.c: Fucking Linux/GPL/gcc, why can't it just curl up and die?

  • /* I hate fucking Unix. This shit drives me nuts. Oh, and while we're at
    * it, what the HEMHORRAGING FUCK is with sun_path being 180 bytes (!?) and
    * that not being #defined anywhere? Fuck me with a ladder. */

  • /* RFC1035 SUCKS ASS! */

  • /* Holy shit! Quick, put everything back! */

  • // sometimes I Hate Mozilla... ;-(

  • /* I hate to include an include inside an include (ha!) however, I don't */

  • # we could call the root "My Computer" and mess with get_contents()
    # to return "A:", "B:", "C:", ... etc. as it's children, but that
    # would just be terminally cute and I'd have to shoot myself

  • Error("no consoles found in configuration file");
    kill(thepid, SIGTERM); /* shoot myself in the head */
    return;

  • # This is where most people should stop reading.